Die wollen unseren Dus Aber so leicht geben wir ihn nicht her

Ich bin auch auf der Seite angemeldet und ihr wollt also Dus... haha

Was hat DUS gemacht, dass er für diese unabdingbar ist?

Dus gehört uns!

Dus is absolutely unsalable. He is our racoon : D

keine Angst, er wird wohl nicht gehen...das hab ich auch schriftlich von ihm vorliegen....
so schnell wird er uns wohl nicht los......

So hab ich das aber nicht in Erinnerung. O_o

Anywho:

bluekaito1412, Welcome to the family!

First and foremost, I'd like to put your mind at ease: There are no perverts in this forum, or if they are then they are very covert about it. So whether you're a boy or a girl, a minor or an adult, you don't need to stay the hell away from anyone, I'm the only one here who'll bite you - I am a raccoon, after all.

On the Detektiv-Conan-Clubs Board, you'll find fan-clubs to all topics DC-related. I highly recommend the "Es-Lebe-Kogoro-Club" [a.k.a. alcoholics anonymous] of which I am the chairman. Everyone should acknowledge the genius that is Kogoro or be exterminated. Another notable club is the (repeat after me) "x-beliebiger-Verdächtiger-in-egal-welchem-Mordfall-Club" [rating: genius], which has grown exponentially in the past couple weeks and is currently preparing for the rapture. Rumour has it that they've kidnapped Gosho but he only speaks Bavarian. Or so I've heard. Or maybe the original "Wir-Lieben-Kaito-Kid" Club [weirdos only] is more up your alley? Unfortunately, we don't have any harems here, despite the Germans' renowned kinkyness. There is also an association, where you can pledge allegiance to the awesomeness that is tea, or out yourself as a bloody coffee-loving heathen that needs to be smitten. There are also some other options for the wusses. There is no onionhead fanclub because we don't need one. Have you seen our emoticons? They're FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! (Don't tell Kaoko about it)We also have a FI-Thread, but it's not quite as big (people seem to prefer counting for some odd reason.

Ever heard of the game Mafia? Well, unfortunately, there is no such thing in here, although I've toyed with the idea of establishing one. I decided against it when I realised that managing two round of mafia at the same time would drive me even more insane. But there are RPGs and then there is the famed Character Contest where I insist you help Kogoro to win.

...some time.

I decided not to write anything about specific members, because I hate playing favourites and people will kill me for not getting mentioned. And a lot of the craziness got out-sourced to Skype and the likes anyway.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like penguins, motivated Austrian Emos (whatever the hell that means), the Boss himself, and drunk raccoons. I don't think many skirmishes happen between members, and you probably won't get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Kogoro, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by me personally.


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Our forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.

So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Kogoro, everyone do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Don't go off-topic or I'll kill you but feel free to join me in my raccoonish realm: Crazy theories Chekhov lurks in there occassionally.
I'm Dus, btw. I'm single, but I like cookies, and I am a pet myself. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.



That being out of the way I can finally start with the actual post.
Yup, I have been neglecting the DCTP forum for quite a while now. I didn't get online for a week or so in early April and I have been too lazy to do all that reading-up ever since. I also found it increasingly hard to reconcile mafia with my work schedule.:rsorry:
I was planning to finally do it this week-end though, especially since nom asked to translate something about Russian tea-pots. I like tea.But now I had to write this massive post instead, so I guess the joke is on you really, and all that stalking didn't pay off after all.

Edit: I can see that you're reading this, Parkur.
Feenie. Or is it commie? Or are there even more Texans?
Aaaaaand there's Akonyl.

Herzlich Willkommen im Forum
und wir haben zwar zu viele illegale Waschbären in Deutschland, aber Dus bildet ne Ausnahme den kriegt ihr nicht.
wenn ich das nochmal auf Englisch versuche faile ich bestimmt.
also lass ichs